Christmas, Merry Christmas, good kisses from Fort-de-France! Yes, for addictsdouble castIt’s always Christmas, the day of unpacking the applications of the singles who will fly to Martinique in search of a) fresh poppers, b) an Ernest wardrobe and c) visibility on Instagram.
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Use my promo code ODétox to get 10% off Slimming Tea! Of the 18 competitors revealed to the media on Wednesday, only one practices that oh-so-subtle art of influence – #partnering #advertising – on social media. This is model Florence Belzile, 23, a girl who is both “girly and wild” and has previously dated actor Joey Scarpellino and Karl SabourinOD South Africaone of the Touristatas who traveled to Tulum in January with vaper Sunwing and pseudo-rapper Senior.
There is one more model in this Caribbean vintageOD, or Isaack Matteau, 24, from Saint-Charles-sur-Richelieu, who was also a nude dancer, I am told. That good Isaack multiplied the Zoolander-style pout in front of photographers on Wednesday, and it was as hilarious as it was embarrassing.
Of course, how to get away from that, there’s a trail of carpenters, contractors, barmaids, and barbers in this sixth seasonOD on Noovo, led by a beardless Jay Du Temple who has his mustache and beard shaved.
According to the production, the two hairstylists have already started slicing their bangs behind the scenes. This is Koralie-Maya (a predestined name for OD), 22, from Longueuil, who is 5’10” and has the taste of a princess (classic), and Virginie, 27, from Quebec, who fully embraces her “permanent bitch face”. Hey ho, that’s her expression, not mine. Please give them a pair of blunt scissors to avoid carnage.
Among the boys, Jonathan, 26, from Saint-Basile-le-Grand, single-handedly embodies all the clichés of romantic reality shows. First, as in the parody, his name is Jonathan I choose Jonathan from like me. He then worked as a firefighter and carpenter. Ding Ding ding. His main rival is Marc-Olivier, 26, from Saint-Bruno, a Casanova-type contractor who never loses at lovemaking but has trouble parallel parking.
Two dominant heads emerged from the girls’ side. Blonde Mégane, 26, from Terrebonne, talks a lot and very loudly. Mégane runs a company specializing in the manufacture of high-end saddles. Of course we are talking about horses here, not about the other business that is done privately. Yes, I descended to this level with the scatological gag, thank you.
Comedian Simon Gouache’s ex-girlfriend, Dominique, 29, from Montreal, is working as a bartender while she completes her bachelor’s degree in sexology. Dominique kisses boys, girls, “everyone is welcome,” she assures.
The friendliest of all seems to be bearded Philippe, 27, from Sainte-Anne-des-Lacs, also a contractor and self-proclaimed “party animal”. 29-year-old Jimy (with just an M, yes, yes) from Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu works as a tiler, loves rodeo and sings country in his spare time. More of a Lasso Festival guy than Osheaga, Jimy is the father of a 4-year-old boy.
OD Also welcomes the accountant Claudia, 26, from Repentigny, who has several personalities, what do you want, she was born under the sign of Gemini. Aïssa, 24, from Montreal, is studying nursing for a bachelor’s degree, while Huntress Clémence, 25, from Montreal, works in sales and marketing. I wouldn’t bet a case of Shaker on Clemence or Claudia winning, let’s say.
To complete the cast, here’s Dave, a 29-year-old Laval resident, personal trainer and boxing fan, and Walide, 28, favored companion. No one really understood what the job of Montrealer Félix, 24, a chemical process operator, was. One thing is for sure, Felix speaks as if he has inhaled too many fumes from a toxic product.
As a bartender at Montreal’s Warehouse, Olivier, 24, follows right in the footsteps of lion Kevin Lapierre and flipping the blondes, only the blondes. And to feed the social networks of all these beautiful tanned people, the photographer Michael, 22, from Saint-Eustache, will certainly not take on the task. Michael has a stepbrother who practices the art of pulling, knows it or dances it!
Jay Du Temple will roll out the carpetOD Martinique Sunday, September 18 at 6:30 p.m. on Noovo. The eight candidates select their future applicants in a blind ceremony there.
In contrast to last autumn’s extensive edition OD Martinique will only follow one adventure without scattering to the four winds. Good idea. The villas in which the participants will stay have a direct view of the beach.
Calling all the cupid show haters, you know the winning couples ofOD with us (Noémie and Vincent) andOD in the West (Inès and Stevens) always spin luck without bickering and without night bubbles. Lady Pagaille failed her ODéfi, here!