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Our columnist got into the head of a tourism influencer.

Stephane Laporte

Stephane Laporte
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Here is the diary of a tourism influencer.

Posted at 5:00 am

June 20, 2022 – I’m having a hard time! I’m heading south for my travelogue blog, Le Globe-téteux. Everything is paid for by the Dora-Dora tourist office, the Air Bête airline, the Cheapo 5-star hotel chain, the Soumort brand of alcoholic beverages, the Brûlez Égal brand of sunscreen and the line of swimwear. I just have to say that everything is fantastic. I immediately want to write it! My first trip since the pandemic, it’s going to be MALAAAAADE! I am going to renew my passport and this is a start!!!!

June 21, 2022 – I’m in line at the passport office. There are people in TA! What’s your problem, all these people!!?? Couldn’t have had her passport done during the pandemic!? Why wait until we finally have the right to travel!? Doesn’t need to be organized at all!

June 23, 2022 – I’m still at the passport office. I’ve been here for two days and two nights. Luckily I brought the box of Soumort that I got for free.

June 24, 2022 – It shouldn’t have taken very, very long. Reached number 76 and I have 1077. Well I will spend Saint-Jean here. I’ll ask Karine to bring me my guitar.

June 25, 2022 – Reached rank 128. It’s progressing. We spent the night singing to Mario Pelchat, “Travelling, I don’t like it, if it’s traveling without you.” »

June 27, 2022 – I have my passport register! It took a week!!! I’m so in the supper, I look like my picture on it. I have to smile again for my stories of me packing my bags full pack, I owe full pack two posts. I REST! A little visualization: Tomorrow I’ll have both buttocks in the sand!

June 28, 2022 3:30pm – My Uber just dropped me off at the airport. There are a lot of people here! It looks like an emergency! Luckily I arrived two hours early.

June 28, 2022 5:30 pm — I’m waiting in line. Not the tail of the plane, the tail of the tail. The flight was delayed. My full-pack suitcases are not even checked in.

June 29, 2022 – Still in Dorval. I’d have to get a pillow sponsorship. That’s not all, I have to work. Today I was supposed to post three photos on the beach in a Petit Paquet swimsuit. I have no choice, I put on my bathing suit here and take selfies. After all, we all lie on the ground, like on a beach, only there is no sand and no water.

June 30, 2022 – Air Bête just canceled my flight. Worse, I don’t even get a refund, I didn’t pay for it. Leaving means dying a little, but not leaving means dying! What am I doing? I will try to get sponsored by Air Canada.

1ah July 2022 – It worked! Air Canada hired me as an influencer. Aside from right now they don’t need influencers to impact the world to travel, they need influencers to impact the world to stay home. I have to film myself on the way home. I’ll get my bags and do this.

July 2, 2022 – I’m still in Dorval. I’m waiting for my bags. It shouldn’t be too long.

July 3, 2022 – I just found out that my suitcases have been returned to Dora-Dora. There are so many suitcases in this place that there are flights with suitcases only, to clarify. My suitcase has just published on Globe-têteux.ca two photos of her on the beach of Dora-Dora if you can go and like them, the gang! Thanks very much !

July 4, 2022 – Back home after waiting in line for two weeks of vacation. I’m not toast at all. At least I can write a post that the Brûlez Égal Creme fully protects! It’s good to be home again! Finally, the delivery was comfortable!

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